Did you see "Just Go with It"? It was terrible! It was your typical Adam Sandler fare, and while it was also technically a cute Jennifer Aniston rom-com, it's certainly not one you'd invite someone's straight-laced grandmother to! Oh, I cringe when I watch Adam Sandler movies anyway, but it was doubly awkward this time around.
Maybe that's why I remember it so clearly.
That look on Jennifer Aniston's face? Pretty much how I felt while I watched it. |
It wasn't terribly DEEP thinking, just to be clear.
In the beginning of "Just Go with It," when Adam Sandler is convincing his receptionist to pretend to be his wife, they have a conversation that goes basically like this:
(Walking through a fancy mall)
A: Will you please just look at some clothes?
J: Look at that! I don't wear that! I have clothes, by the way.
A: Yeah, the best clothes that Old Navy sells.
And then she goes on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree, transforming from this:
Old Navy's best |
To this:
Muito chique! |
Mine was this:
Old Navy isn't high fashion?!?
I'd never actually thought about it before. Stores are stores, aren't they? I mean, Old Navy sells dresses and belts and stuff. Isn't that enough to be chique?
Now, you can't be too careful on the internet.
Dear Old Navy,
I have no intention to smear you as some non-chique clothing store. I'm just repeating what Adam Sandler said. (Is that ever a legitimate excuse?!) To be fair, all my favorite, most comfortable maternity clothes came from your store. (Well, the ones that didn't come from H&M. Or Target.) When I need more jeans and t-shirts, or next time I'm in 8th grade, I'll be back!
But for now I'm moving on, taking my fashion advice from Adam Sandler.
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